Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Hoodie chester A basic symbol tee inspired

A basic symbol tee inspired by Jim's impersonation of Dwight Schrute from The Office

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Who Needs Fingers - Unisex Hoodie chester A basic symbol tee inspiredFireworks sold out of a tent next to a Shell station come with the same surgical confidence as a doctor saying "probably." Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program. The Details: Red block text reads "WHO NEEDS" above larger blue block text reading "FINGERS?" in a chunky retro style. Below, two blue hand drawn hands meet in the center, one gripping a lit punk and the other holding a red firecracker with red sparks